How shameful. I’m
embarrassed for you. Here’s Carlos
Carrasco – fourth on the Tribe in WAR despite missing half of the season due to
injury – and you treat him like an afterthought.
Did your mother raise you to have those types of
manners? Never mind, you probably take
her for granted, too.
That incredible rotation?
The best in the game? The one
featuring Cy Young candidate Danny Salazar?
Yeah, Carrasco’s 2.45 ERA leads the staff by a long shot. His WHIP and SO/9 is right there with Corey Kluber.
But what do you care?
Carlos Carrasco is a damn beacon of light and you’re just a big grumpy
bushel basket trying to cover him up.
Hell – Carrasco hit in one game last year – one damn game, 3
at-bats - and produced more offensive WAR than David Murphy, Mike Aviles and
FORMER ALL-STAR BRANDON MOSS. People pay
those guys to hit baseballs!
Speaking of paying people, have you looked at Carrasco’s contract lately? Of course you haven’t. How stupid of me to even ask. Well, he’s making $4.5 million this year (!!!), $6.5 million next year (!!!!!), $8 million in 2018 (!!!!!!!!!!), and then TEAM FUCKING OPTIONS for the next two years at $9 and $9.5 million. His contract is so team friendly it'll help you move into a 4th floor apartment on a 90 degree day.
So go ahead and talk about Salazar's incredible season. Or Bauer's development. We should always acknowledge Kluber's brilliance. And of course, give all the credit in the world to Tomlin for never ever walking anyone ever.
But don't forget Cookie Carrasco. Because he's great. Even if you won't admit it.
Speaking of paying people, have you looked at Carrasco’s contract lately? Of course you haven’t. How stupid of me to even ask. Well, he’s making $4.5 million this year (!!!), $6.5 million next year (!!!!!), $8 million in 2018 (!!!!!!!!!!), and then TEAM FUCKING OPTIONS for the next two years at $9 and $9.5 million. His contract is so team friendly it'll help you move into a 4th floor apartment on a 90 degree day.
So go ahead and talk about Salazar's incredible season. Or Bauer's development. We should always acknowledge Kluber's brilliance. And of course, give all the credit in the world to Tomlin for never ever walking anyone ever.
But don't forget Cookie Carrasco. Because he's great. Even if you won't admit it.
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